Complete Silliness

Logan: When I was eating my breakfast blood started to roll down my finger, from my paper cuts.

Me: Let me see...I don't see any blood. It looks fine to me.

Logan: That's because it's too dark in here.

Me: Would you like a bandaid? Is that what you want?

Logan: Yeah.

Canon at Pack Night starts running right into the middle of a relay race with kids running to and fro. The kids are skidding, veering, and dodging him. Then Canon falls as I'm rushing out to retrieve him. He hops right back up and yells triumphantly, "I win!"