Hehe

Jocleyn in a very concerned voice: "Mom, I used your chapstick today and the label... it said....drug facts."  Me and my chapstick-it is an addiction.  I had to explain that not all drugs are bad.
FYI Softlips is the best brand out there.

My grandma passed away not too long ago.  She was the last of my grandparents to go.  I'm actually happy that she gets to be back with my grandpa.  My heart breaks when husband and wife are separated by death.  Anyhow, getting back to the funny.  Logan said to me, "I feel bad for you.  All your relators are gone."
Cute.

Ethan was telling one of my kids to be careful because they could choke (I wish I could remember on what or why but it really isn't important).  Then Logan, a bit pretentious, said "You can only choke when you brush your teeth."  Yeah. He's got a sensitive gag reflex.