April Top Ten

10-I opened the van door automatically with my remote. Logan who was waiting at the door, said to me, amazed, "Mom! The door opened all by his self!"

9-Ryen was upset because Jocelyn colored on her jewelery box. Next thing I know Ryen is coloring on it. "Ryen!" I said. "What?!" she answered, "Now I Have to color on it"

8-The kids' cousin, Jackson, informed me that Logan needed jam on his roll. I asked, "Logan?" He answered, "Uh-huh, over there in the blue shirt."

7-A few from Logan--
-"Hangerber" for "Hamburger"
- Jocelyn was going to Jumpin' Jacks for a Birthday Party. When we were getting her ready to go Logan asked, "Are we going to Jumping Jack's house?"
-"Mom, there's a bug on the ground and it's in charge!"
-Logan, notorious for picking his scabs, starts pinching his nipple. Then after a while says, "Mom, it won't come off." "Yes Logan, that one's supposed to stay on."

6-Brian came up to me one Sunday and asked, "Have you noticed how Jocelyn's curls are disappearing? Her hair keeps getting straighter and straighter." I answered, "Actually, no. I just straightened her hair today."

5-A conversation between me and Brian--
Brian-"What are you doing?"
Me-"Straightening my hair."
Brian-"Is it gay?"
Me-"What?"
Brian-"Is it queer?"
Me-"Why would you say that?"
Brian-"Because it needs straightening."
I know, I know it took me long enough to get it.

4-Grandma Hansbrow was over with some candy. Logan asked her for some of it. She answered, "You have to go ask your mother." He said, "Okay...." pause... "Grandma, where's my mudder?"

3-I was late getting home for Rachel to drop Ryen off from school. When Ryen went back to the car she told Rachel, "Either my mom's not home or she doesn't want me to come in because she just mopped." Two valid reasons I would lock my kids out of the house.

2-I gave grapes to Jocelyn for her lunch. She said, "but I wanted more!" I told her, "Finish those, then you can have more." She said, "Aaah, that freaked me out!"

1-One night when I was putting kids to bed Ryen asked, "Was Joseph Smith a real Prophet?" Ethan said, "You can ask Heavenly Father and you can know. He'll tell you." Then Ryen said, "My teacher said that you can ask and the Holy Ghost will tell you. It's true if your back gets hot and sweats." Somehow she must of misinterpreted warm, fuzzy feeling for hot, sweaty back.